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Jake

By January 31, 2011March 1st, 201634 Comments

I have a good friend named Joel. Joel has a father named Jake. (Joel also has a mother, a sister, and two brothers whose names, I swear, all begin with โ€œJโ€*. But thatโ€™s another story for another day.) Jake lives Upstate. Iโ€™ve never actually met Jake, though meeting him, at this point, is a mere technicality. And thatโ€™s because Jake gave me โ€” via Joel โ€” a gift whose worth cannot be underestimated: Jake gave me the Manhattan.

Jake, from what I understand, is a man who knows from cocktails. For years, he and his wife ran a small liquor store, now closed, on a forgotten block in downtown Syracuse; for years, under the perma-gray skies and five-foot snow drifts of central New York, he manned the register, stocked the shelves, and dropped countless tall boys and bottles of Popov into countless brown paper bags; and for years, he ended each long day with a Manhattan. (โ€œOn the rocks,โ€ says Joel. โ€œCanadian Club. Occasionally Black Velvet. Every night.โ€) Now, hereโ€™s the messed up part: when Joel told me this one day after work, as we sat and bitched about our jobs at a bar across the street from our office โ€” in Manhattan, no less! โ€”ย I didnโ€™t know what a Manhattan was. I had never tasted one, didnโ€™t evenย  know what was in it. Wasnโ€™t it some kind of variation on the martini? Was there brandy in it? Didnโ€™t it involve the ever-mysterious Drambuie? When I fessed up about my ignorance, Joel thought I was kidding.

He ordered me a Manhattan.

This was probably five years ago now, and Jake โ€” my Upstate brother, my dark-spirit drinking, long-distance, medicine-loving mentor, my fellow Manhattan-ite โ€” I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you for introducing me โ€” and Jenny, for that matter; donโ€™t let her tell you otherwise โ€” to the magical cold-weather concoction that is bourbon, sweet vermouth, angostura bitters, and a maraschino cherry. Thank you for showing us that there is life beyond the gin and tonic, the glass of cabernet, the Silver Bullet. Jake (can I call you Jake?), you should know that when Joel and I get together now, every month or so, we order two Manhattans on the rocks and toast you every time. In fact, when making plans to meet, I donโ€™t ask Joel if he feels like โ€œgetting a drink tonight.โ€ I email him and say, โ€œJake?โ€ Or I ask him if he feels like โ€œJaking it the f@#k up tonight.โ€ Hardly a week goes by when I donโ€™t get an email from Joel, usually around 7 pm, just after heโ€™s gotten home, with a one word message: Jake. Hardlyย a Friday goes by when I donโ€™t text Joelย a picture of a Manhattan, on the rocks, sitting on our kitchen counter: no further message required. โ€” Andy

*Not to mention an uncle whose given name was Yogi.


The Manhattan

I donโ€™t measure this out too carefully. Some recipes will tell you to do 2 parts bourbon (or rye, which I like, or Canadian Whisky, which kind of smells like lighter fluid to me) to one part sweet vermouth, but I find thatโ€™s a little sweet. So I usually do something closer to 3:1. Up to you. But one word of warning: One Manhattan is fantastic. Two is never a good idea.

Fill a short glass 2/3 full with ice. Add two dashes angostura bitters, sweet vermouth, and whatever bourbon you like. (I like Buffalo Trace and Makerโ€™s.)ย Add maraschino cherry. (I usually crush it against the side of glass with a spoon, to release some of that red dye number two!) Stir. Jake!

34 Comments

  • Avatar Jen says:

    This really made me laugh โ€“ I have a mom, a dad, and a brother with all J names, as well as a husband and son with J names. I believe that my parents gave us J names on purpose (to propagate the J situation I guess) but my husband and I didnโ€™t do it on purpose, I swear ๐Ÿ™‚ For some reason, growing up, our family pets never had J names.

  • Avatar Mamacita says:

    Have you tried the Makerโ€™s Mark cherries? Theyโ€™re delicious, and still not too strong for the kidโ€™s drinks (I swear).

  • Avatar Catharine says:

    Thanks, Joe! I am Canadian and I always thought rye was just our name for what you guys call Canadian whisky. Iโ€™m off to buy bourbon!

  • Avatar Bryan says:

    โ€œTwo is never a good idea.โ€ How perfect is that statement. I am always thinking that after the second oneโ€ฆโ€ฆ

  • molly says:

    went out on a hunt for maraschino cherries after reading this. I am so in the mood for one of these now! but alas, no shops downtown had the cherries. ๐Ÿ™
    guess Iโ€™ll have to dig out my car to drive to the liquor store.

  • Avatar John says:

    Truly amazing! I follow the recipe with Makers 3 to 1 sweet Vermouth. Love it! But the dry Vermouth, canadian, and a lemon previously posted sounds goodโ€ฆ iโ€™ll stick to my Makers. Thanks.

  • Avatar WKay says:

    The only way Iโ€™ve ever liked bourbon of any type was in eggnog or a friendโ€™s sauce for bread pudding. I prefer Irish whiskey drinks, with a special place for Irish Coffee.

    But Iโ€™m fascinated by Joel, and his father Jake, and the other Js in the family. I wonder if they had relatives in the Chicago area? I went to school with a girl named June, one of six kids, all of whose names began with J.

    How odd.

  • Avatar karen says:

    Our family โ€“ yes I come from a line of Manhattan drinkers โ€“ prefer this recipe:
    2 bourbon
    1 sweet vermouth
    1 tbsp cherry juice (count 1.2.3 as pouring in shaker)
    shake together and serve over ice with a couple cherries.
    It is sooooo delicious!!

  • Avatar kathy says:

    hmmm. I have always though that CC was rye. Its always been the go..to when stocking up. I guess Iโ€™m going to have to get out of the wine section of my local โ€œhook-upโ€ and take a stroll down the whiskey aisle. Rye whiskey, scotch whiskey-itโ€™s all to confusing. No wonder I hardly ever stray from the vodka and ceasars.
    Hereโ€™s a weird one for youโ€ฆ.One night I was out of wine and only had some vodka and wellโ€ฆstarted mixing things and this was the result. And itโ€™s become my signature drink. I thought it was just mine but there are times I get texts and random calls from people wanting the โ€œrecipeโ€ while in the grocery store or liquor store after Iโ€™ve come home from an out of town visit. Itโ€™s a โ€œchickโ€ drink though

    Tall glass
    fill with ice (not crushed)
    1 shot vodka or a bit moreโ€ฆ.
    1 shot white choc liqueur
    top up glass with Ocean Spray Pomogranete grapefruit juice (NOT DIET)..though supplier hasnโ€™t produced any lately so I have been known to use pomogranete blueberry juice and add a good pink grapefruit juice that you have tasted before because most have that awful pithy taste.

    I even had a bar tender in a resort in mexico make it for me. Cause I was so bored with all the sun and surf. He thought I was a โ€œloco canadianโ€ but there are times a margaretta is just olddddd.

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